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A-E
BACK TO THE FUTURE
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour ... you're gonna see some serious shit." ~Doctor Emmett Brown
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out he'd melt my brain." ~George McFly
"So why don't you make like a tree and get outta here." ~Biff Tannen
BLUES BROTHERS, THE
"It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." ~Elwood
"Hit it." ~Jake
"First you trade the caddilac for a microphone. Then you lie to me about the band. Now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!" ~Jake
"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God." ~Elwood
"I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!" ~Jake
BREAKFAST CLUB, THE
"Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place." ~Bender
"How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!" ~Bender
"Chicks cannot hold their smoke, that's what it is..." ~Brain
"I'm not a nymphomaniac, I'm a compulsive liar." ~Alison
CAN'T HARDLY WAIT
"Why ya'll gotta waste my flava? Damn!" ~Kenny
"You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady." ~Stoner
"So, he's kinda tall, with hair, and he wears t-shirts...sometimes." ~Amanda
"Lets go boys. Time is honey." ~Kenny
"All right, yo, check it, time to get busy!" ~Kenny
EMPIRE RECORDS:
"Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear." ~Lucas
"Welcome to Music Town. May I service you?" ~Gina
"I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do" ~Lucas
"Damn the man. Save the Empire!" ~Mark
"In this life, there are nothing but possibilities." ~Lucas
"Why don't you go shove 'em up your ass?" ~Warren (talking about CDs)
"Because it would hurt a lot, Warren." ~Lucas
"Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana head." ~Lucas
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F-K
FORREST GUMP:
"Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks." ~Forrest
GHOSTBUSTERS
"Listen! You smell something?" ~Ray
"He slimed me." ~Peter
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" ~Winston
GOOD WILL HUNTING:
"I swallowed a bug." ~Chuckie
"Do you like apples? (Guy says, "yeah.") Well I got her number. How do you like them apples?" ~Will
"My boy's wicked smart." ~Chuckie
GROUNDHOG DAY
"Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!" ~Phil
"I am a god, not the God, but a god." ~Phil
"What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?" ~Phil
"That about sums it up for me." ~Ralph
JERRY MAGUIRE:
"I love the black man!" ~Jerry
"I did NOT 'shoplift the pootie'." ~Jerry
"How's your head?" ~Jerry
"Bubblicious." ~Rod Tidwell
"That's more than a dress, that's an Audrey Hepburn movie." ~Jerry
"Show me the money!" ~Jerry and Rod Tidwell
"Do you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?" ~Ray Boyd
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L-Q
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
"Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" ~Peasant
"You're arm's off!" ~King Arthur
"No it isn't." ~Black Knight
"What's that then?" ~King Arthur
"'Tis but a scratch." ~Black Knight
"You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kinnnniggets." French Soldier
"I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." ~French Soldier
"Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left." ~King Arthur
"Yes I have." ~Black Knight
"Look!" ~King Arthur
"Just a flesh wound." ~Black Knight
"Since we are no longer The Knights Who Say 'NI!', you shall bring me another shrubery. (Quietly)You shall brace it upon the other one to give it a two level effect with a little pathway going down the middle." ~The Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'.
MULTIPLICITY
"She touched my pepe, Steve." ~Number 4
"I'm gonna buy you a present." ~Doug
"A chainsaw?" ~Number 4
"Or, a book..." ~Doug
"Bye, Steve. Good party." ~Number 4
"T-T-F. Tuck, tuck, fold, or two tucks and a fold; agh, I just always think of Elizabeth Taylor then I think, a tuck here a fold there. It's simple." ~Number 3
"I gotta wallet. That guy gave it to me." ~Number 4
"I like pizza." ~Number 4
MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING:
"When you love someone, you say it right then, out loud, or the moment just...passes you by." ~Michael
"Creme brule can never be Jell-O. YOU could never be Jell-O." ~Julianne
"Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!" ~George
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R-U
REALITY BITES:
"I'm bursting with fruit flavor." ~Troy
"Welcome to the maxi pad." ~Vicky
"As you can see, I have the occasional run-in with an anti-Hey That's My Bike-er, and to those people I say nobody...nobody can eat 50 eggs." ~Troy
"Excuse me, don't Bogart that can, man." ~Vicky
"What are you, retarded?" ~Troy
"No, I'm rhyming." ~Vicky
"You look beautiful. You look like...you look like..." ~Michael
"A doily." ~Troy
TOP GUN
"Hey Goose, ya big stud." ~Goose's Wife
"That's me, honey." ~Goose
"Take me to bed or lose me forever." ~Goose's Wife
"Show me the way home, honey." ~Goose
"I feel the need..." ~Maverick
"...the need for speed." ~Maverick and Goose
"No, no, no. There are 2 'O's in Goose, boys." ~Goose
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V-Z
WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
"You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed AND sterilized, so you get nothing!" ~Willy Wonka
"Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!" ~Mr. Beauregarde
"It happens every time. They all become blueberries." ~Willy Wonka
"You should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about." ~Willy Wonka
"What line of work you in, Salt?" ~Sam Beauregarde
"Nuts." ~Mr. Salt
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