FRIENDS
"Look at me, I'm Chandler, could I BE wearin' anymore clothes? Maybe, if I wasn't going COMMANDO. I guess I shouldn't do any, I dunno...lunges." ~Joey
"Oh mommy, oh daddy, I am a big 'ol baddy." ~Joey
"...I want to feed her grapes, and brush her hair..." ~Joey
UNKNOWN
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy, and people will try to catch you, because hey...free dummy."
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
"On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten."
"I've set aside this special time to humiliate myself in public."
"Be alert. The world needs more lerts."
"If you think that something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room."
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